Salt...What a fun and lovely place to snack between sightseeing.
Here's what you do. Start at point a (any restaurant) ask where to go for point b. Arrive at point b, ask about point c. Before you know it, you're dining like a true local (unless the person who advised you to go to point b suggests Sbarro).
I actually bought one that says "Catherine" because people used to call me that all the time. I love the dorky script and the weird esthethic of having some name on your collar bone. I've worn the damn thing about 8 times while checking into places such as restaurants, sports clubs, rehab - and they always ask me for my first name. Can't they see?
Due to overwhelming response, I am no longer holding free dance clinics to those wanting to learn the jerk. Please study this You Tube video You Tube to learn the latest dance craze, and perhaps I'll see you on the dance floor for a unified team dance off.
This is fine and dandy until you wake up in the middle of the night and open your eyes to complete darkness because you forget you had the damn thing over your eyes, and you think you're blind, until you take it off and go back to sleep only to be awaken in the morning by the sunlight dappling through the blinds which is why you bought the sleep mask in the first place. Nice invention, glad I have one. Would be fun to play Dance Dance Revolution wearing one of these.
How would you like this huge topiary elephant in your front yard as a gift from your eccentric aunt? Me? I would love it. Please, in lieu of red envelopes this year, a giant Chia-like elephant would be just fine, thank you very much.