Back to the DJ

Come see DJ E-ROK et al.
Baltic Room - Seattle.
Friday Oct 22nd

What will you wear?

At Natalie's wedding, he got drunk, danced with a beef tenderloin, and tried to MC on a mic that was actually muted and later he fell out of his chair. Class act, I tell you. Not sloppy AT ALL. Please check him out on Oct 22nd and ask him for more details. He juggles beats way better than alcohol (that's my job).

Room with a view

Not really my room, not really my hotel even. I just like to go to places nicer than mine and pretend I'm a guest.

Fantastic Voyage

Me: Glad to be back.
Audience: (backs turned) "Who cares?"

Good Hair

For good hair, call (or text) Erica 206-861-5001. Always punctual, professional, fun and will laugh at my jokes even when they're not funny. I also like the way her talons sink into my scalp for the most luxurious scalp massage EVER.

Painting

In case you can't really see it, it's a headless woman wearing a strapless evening gown. I showed this painting to my niece Natalie, and she was like..."WTF is that"? So if ya don't know...now ya know!

Window Shopping

...at Crewcuts.


...at Glassybaby.








...at Fran's.

Saponika Soaps, $4/bar Available Only at Lady Lam

Saponika Soap bars are handmade, handcut, handpackaged in small batches using the finest ingredients. 100% Vegan. Luxurious lather. Decadent fragrances scented with a proprietary blend of essential oils. Some bars contain dried botanicals from our own garden.

Art

I painted these hot pair of legs hoping some day mine would look like these. So far, no such luck.


Instead, they look more like this.
This is a bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin.

I'll be back!

The studio will be closed Saturday, August 14 and reopen Wednesday August 18. Due to capacity, my earliest opening is the week of August 23rd. Feel free to email christinelamskincare@gmail.com a few date/time options. I will reply on August 18th - thank you!

Lash Extensions Feel Light

Only 115.00 for a full set of lash extensions at Lady Lam Skin Care. For more information, click here.

Downtown Philly

Old apartments are so cool.

Cheesesteak

"Yo, meatwad, I need a steak wit wiz"
Philly's Best near Franklin High School in Seattle is truly the best.

Blue Topaz Ring from Hitchcock Madrona

When I get upset at my dog and start waving my finger around, he knows I mean business.

Fornasetti Tray

Kartell

Kimono Kool

My good friend Michelle gave this cute pony tail holder to me. It's made of luxurious silk kimono material.

Brown Bag

I picked up this vintage clutch-thingy at a consignment shop in the cute town of Fairhaven in Bellingham, WA.

This silly bunny bag came from the same place. I had to have it.

Stand and Deliver - Adam and the Ants

I listened to this song on vinyl over and over in the 5th grade. My mom was like, "What is that noise?"

A message from Davey...

Greetings everyone. My name is Davey and I was wondering if anyone out there knows of a shih-tzu meetup in the Seattle area? I am trying to refine my social skills. I enjoy sipping warm cognac and reading Voltaire while my mom eats fried chicken in the closet. I do need a break from her. Please help.

Saponika Soaps

Q: Do you make these?
A: Yes, I make them in my soap lab at home.
Q: How do you do it?
A: It's a proprietary secret, but it's basically the science of combining oils and sodium hydroxide with a special blend of aromatherapy fragrances.
Q: Where are they sold?
A: They are sold exclusively at Lady Lam.
Q: How much is a bar of soap?
A: $4 per bar. They last a long time and produce a luxurious lather. When you buy 6 or more, I offer a volume discount of 25% off.

Birkenstock

Laura Lobdell Jewelry

Steven Shein

Termini Bakery - South Philly

Eisenberg's Sandwich Shop - NYC

Boulevard Gardens - Queens NY

Penn Station - NYC

photos from NY-Architecture.com

Bouchon Bakery - New York

Fashion 26 Hotel - NYC

Bottega Veneta

Fendi

Lash Extensions Are Sexy

Only 115.00 for a full set of lash extensions at Lady Lam Skin Care. For more information, click here.

Prada

Affordable Waxing, Renton Highlands

Q: What's the most popular waxing service?
A: Le Brazilian, darling!
Q: What on earth is that?
A: A Brazilian wax is hair removal from the labia and backside. A client can choose to have all the hair gone or leave a little strip up front.
Q: How much?
A: You sound like a mother in law that I know. It's 55.00.
Q: But I'm scared, how do I prepare for one?
A: I recommend getting a basic bikini wax first, to familiarize yourself with the wax process, and then when you're comfortable, upon next visit, we can go further.
Q: Why do people do this?
A: It's simple landscaping and why do we landscape, to make things look neat!

Brasserie Les Halles

I'll Be Back...

The Lady Lam atelier is closed June 21-29 for holiday. Due to capacity, the earliest availability is the week of July 12th. Feel free to e-mail some date and time options, and I will reply when I return.

BMW 7 Series, 1977

Q&A with Lady Lam - Topic: Eyelash Extensions

Q: What are eyelash extensions?
A: I have a website with a whole section that explains the process, please check it out by clicking here.
Q: How much are your lash extensions?
A: A full set is 115.00, and I block out 2 hours for the first appointment for consultation, paperwork and the application process which is METICULOUS. And then you get a take-home care kit.
Q: How long do they last?
A: If you want to maintain them, you'll want to return every three weeks or so to get a "refill" - that appointment is 60 minutes, 55.00. During this session, I apply extensions onto your bare lashes and recreate the illusion of fullness, just like your very first visit.

Anh Duong

Haunting but beautiful paintings. Anh Duong is one of my favorite artists.

Four Shchore and Sheven Yearsh Ago...

The waspy lock-jaw way of speaking has been an endless source of humor for me and my old coworker when we had desks next to each other at the old boeings company. And then we would try to slip in cuss words like, "That's a terrible shituation, Christine." And then it would snowball into this endless, absurd list of cussing but not really:

Let's visit Massachushits.
Have you seen video of the Space Shittle.
Doing Shit-ups at the gym.
You'd better toss that in the shanitation can.

Finally, someone at the next cubicle had to tell us to "shut up."

Pave Style

I adore the pave style of floral arrangements where flowers are clustered together tightly in a very compact shape. I appreciate it for its symmetry, tidiness and clean lines.