Eyelashes are the new "breasts" - Everyone's Getting Enlargements

While she's digging through her Hermes bag to fish out the keys to her Maybach, you look at her lashes and ask yourself...Are they real? Do they stay like that in the shower? Would she shower with me? Is it humanly possible to always look this hot?

She finally finds them, thanks you for the cocktails and smirks as she accidently drops them square between her Manolo-clad feet. You bend down to grab the keys, and as you bump your head on the table coming up, she bats her lashes at you and says..."Thank you, darling. Care to join me for a night cap?"