What's in your purse?

Don't you ever wonder what's inside a woman's purse - is she carrying an AK-47 and some ammunition and some altoids? A lady never reveals what's inside her bag, but we've all taken a quick passing peek inside and you just have to wonder...why are you carrying around masking tape and lighter fluid? What are you doing with tube socks?

My bag is never quite that interesting, as is my desk drawer